Shyri

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

********************************************

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

********************************************

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

********************************************

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

********************************************

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

********************************************

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

********************************************

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

********************************************

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

********************************************

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

********************************************

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

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706 akram kahn Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon

705 Radhikha Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.

Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.

704 Leave Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!

703 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….

702 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…

701 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…

700 Abdul Qadir Says:
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.

699 nika Says:
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.

698 kunj bihari Says:
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi

697 mohsin m praniya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,
Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…

696 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal

695 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer

694 Karmveer SIngh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha….
unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma

693 sumantra Says:
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

692 aaryan Says:
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

691 Faiyaz Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.

690 Hussain Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up.
Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.

689 Bhanupratap Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum

han tum

kutte

flu ki murgi

maleria ke machhar

nali ke keede

cow ke gobar

se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.

688 Reena Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

687 ketul khandol Says:
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:

kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei

hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta

686 Sudesh chauhan Says:
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .
lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata
(Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)

685 rahul Says:
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.

684 chotu deler Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…

683 mohit kumar srivastav Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai
isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai

682 neel Says:
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel

681 amrat prajapati Says:
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.





Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

********************************************

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

********************************************

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

********************************************

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

********************************************

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

********************************************

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

********************************************

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

********************************************

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

********************************************

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

********************************************

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

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680 Junaid Says:
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Har ghar mei diya galaye to diwali mat samgho,ajar mai tumhare peechae pada to mughe mawali mat samgho

679 Akash Says:
October 21st, 2007 at 6:17 am
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

678 Diljale Says:
October 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Tum kya jano kaise pilayi jati hai,
kholne se pahle botal hilayi jati hai,
fir awaz lagayi jati hai,
aa jao darde dil walo, yaha darde dil ki dawa pilyai jati hai…

677 Deepak kaptiyal Says:
October 16th, 2007 at 6:00 am
Baat Dil Ki Dil Mein Chupate Hai Wo.

Samne aate Hi, Nazar Zhukate Hai Wo.

Wo Baat Karte Nahi , Yaa Batt Hoti Nahi

Par Shukr Hai , Zab Bhi Milte Hai Muskurate Hai Wo.

676 kreetesh1@gmail.com Says:
October 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Roney se kya hasi laaye dil e sodai
Ankhon ki bhi ruswai hai daman ki bhi ruswai
Hum to samandar K bichray huwe sahil hai
Ispar bhi Tanhai Uspar bhi tanhai………

675 himesh Says:
October 13th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Rabindra nath thakur kobita likhitechen jomuna nadir tire pass die jachilo shreya magi rabindra nath take dheke bole tumi kehe bacha jachcho dolaye pacha bokkhe tomar dalim niche binda bon tumi keno jachho udas kore mon shreya tokhon krudho hoye bole tumi kehe bakachoda tomar koto boro dhon tumi chudba kotokhon rabindra takhon krudho hoye bolen are magi tui amar sathe bas bagane chol tor manger opor dhele debo sada ghola jol buk ta keno uchu nichu bhebe chilam onno kichu jokhon ami tipe dekhi ta rose tol mol…………………

674 Pritom Roy Says:
October 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
yaad hai ham pahli bar kaha milethe?
baas may.
tum baas ke bahar mai bass ke under
akhon se akhon ki takrar hue tum thora sarmaye
uske baad tum joor se chillaya alla ke nam pe kuch de de baba

673 ravinder Says:
October 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost” hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

672 Ankur Dixit Says:
October 10th, 2007 at 11:37 am
mohobbat ko majroori ka naam mat dena,
haqikat ko hadso ka naam mat dena,
ager dil me pyar hai kisi ke liye to use dosti ka naam mat dena….!

671 Ankur Dixit Says:
October 10th, 2007 at 11:25 am
phool to bahut hain par hume gulab pasand hai,
dost to bahut hain par hume aap pasand hain….!

670 Pramod Kumar Singh Says:
October 8th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Mehandi surang lati hai sukh jane ke bad, Dosti ki yaad aati hai dur chale jane ke bad.

669 elham ahmad Says:
October 7th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
taiz hawa ka jhonka aaya
sath mein aapki khushbu laaya
fir mere dil mein khayal aaya
ki aapne aaj bhi nahi nahaya
hahahahahaha

668 vicky Says:
October 7th, 2007 at 5:40 am
hum idhar se ja rahe tae,
wo udhar se aa rahe tae,,
humne bhee lal joda pahna tha,
unohne bhee lal joda pahna tha,,
hum bhee 4 kandho par savar tae,
vo bhee 4 kandho par savaar the,,
fark sirf itna tha ke,
ke vo sasuraal ja rahe the,,
hum samshaan ja rahe the.!

plz repl. me

667 manu Says:
October 7th, 2007 at 3:03 am
faasale aise bhii honge ye kabhii sochaa na thaa
saamane baithaa thaa mere aur vo meraa na thaa

vo ki Khushbuu kii tarah phailaa thaa mere chaar suu
main use mahasuus kar sakataa thaa chhuu sakataa na thaa

raat bhar us kii hii aahaT kaan main aatii rahii
jhaank kar dekhaa galii main koii bhii aayaa na thaa

aks to maujuud the par aks tanahaaii ke the
aaiinaa to thaa magar us mainn teraa cheharaa na thaa

aaj us ne dard bhii apane alahadaa kar diye
aaj main royaa to mere saath vo royaa na thaa

ye sabhii viiraaniyaan us ke judaa hone se thiin
aankh dhundhalaaii huii thii shahar dhundhalaayaa na thaa

yaad karake aur bhii takaliif hotii thii “Adeem”
bhuul jaane ke sivaa ab koii bhii chaaraa na thaa

666 vikas varma Says:
October 6th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

665 Praful Says:
October 5th, 2007 at 11:11 am
teri judai se badi koi saza nahi,
fir bhi har koi hamari galati ki shikayat karta hai,
tu bhi to dua nahi karti hamare liye, fir na jane,
ye dil tadapne ke liye har woqt,
sahisalamat kaise rahata hai.

664 Munir Ahmad Says:
September 27th, 2007 at 8:34 am
i love shayari and joks this is the very very good site & i enjoy it very much to read it
Best of luck

663 jagdish mittal Says:
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
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agar jaan na hai yo niche aa jao ………..
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bachhe
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to phir…
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tayar ho jaao ….
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jaanne ke liya
……… ABCDEFG
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ka full form
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A FOR = A
B FOR = BOY
C FOR = CAN
D FOR = DO
E FOR = EVERYTHING
F FOR = FOR
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,……

… KAISA LAGA DOSTON..
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662 feroz Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
kash pe kash liye ja,dhoaa dhoom se nikle,
margaye baigun sathi dhoaa dhoom se nikle
this is only 4 selfish friends

661 sabah Says:
September 19th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
ek dafa theen dost safar kar rahe hote hian.to pathan hote hain aur ek angrase.
to angraze sharab pi raha hota hai to woh phek deta hai to woh pathan pooch tha hai ke tum ne yeh kyun phek di .
to angraze bolta hai ke humari molok mein bohut hai.
to ek pathan dosre pathan to gira deyta hai to angraze pooch tha hai ke is ko kyun giraya to pathan bolta hai humare molok mein bohut hai.

660 Fawaz Syed Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Paigam to ek bahana tha,
Darasal apka ek pal churana tha.
Aap hame yaad kare ya na kare,
Par aapko hamari yaad dilana tha.

659 Fawaz Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Dua karte hain hum sar ko jhukae,
Mere dost tu apni manzil ko pae.
Jab kabhi teri raaho me andhera chae,
To use roshan karne hum khud ko jalae.

658 Piyushdon Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti…

657 Piyush Says:
September 17th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai,
Milian na sahi judai to milti hai,
Kun kahata hai pyar me kuch nahi milta?
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai…

656 Piyush Says:
September 17th, 2007 at 6:39 am
Zindgi mein kabhi udas mat hona,
kabhi kisi baat pe nirash mat hona,
yeh zindgi ek sangarash hai chalta
hi rahega kabhi apne jeene ka andaz mat kona…

655 Piyush Says:
September 17th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…

654 Anonymous Says:
September 16th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
tume dek kar tumhari tareef na karna Gunah se kam nahi

653 priya Says:
September 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost” hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari

Ajay kumar

652 Prince Raja Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Chating ke waqt har ladki khwab hoti hai,
Ajnabi bin dekhi sunder si shabab hoti hai,
Bina kiye hi nasha ho jata hai orkut dekhkar,
koun kahta hai nasheeli sharab hoti hai,

651 abdul aziz Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
very very nice site keepitup

650 abdul aziz Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
dost dost na raha pyaar pyaar na raha ab to internet ke siva koi karobar na raha

649 Firoz Khan Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Chup chup Si Tum rehti ho isay kya samjhu me.maray pyar ka Jawaba Nahin Deti ho isay kya samjhu mai,
Kehetay hai Shuruaat mai Ladkiya Chup hi rehti hai, Ab kya isi chup rehnay KO tumhari haan samjhu mai.

648 ajju Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 7:48 am
aankhein band hon to khayal tera ho ,,,,,,,,niid aankho mein ho to khaab tera ho ,,,,,,,,,,
mein kuch aisa kar chalun dosti ke liye ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,jikar ho dosti ka naam mera ho

647 s Says:
September 11th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
.
.
sabane milakar teri gand maari…
kya mera koi huqua nahi?

646 silky Says:
September 10th, 2007 at 10:43 am
mehandi mehandi mehandi ,ki hoya je lalye mehandi ,assi bhi sehra lalage ,
je tera pyaar na pa sakya,ta teri choti bhan fasa la ge

645 kash Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Aap k liye ek film me bat ki hai, lead role hai,
heroin aap ko GUFA me le jayagi..,

aur..,

goli mar degi.

Film hai…
“GUFA ME… KUTTE KI MAUT”

644 aamir Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
mera bt suno kiya ap mere kam kar sakte ho kam ye hai k ap ap aur ap kohe aur nahe sirf ha ha ap ki he mein bt

643 JUBARAJ RANA Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 9:02 am
YUN TO BEBAFA HAM BHI NEHETHE.
PAR BAFA NA KARSAKE.
TERE YADOKE SAHARE JEERAHAHNU.
KNUE KE TUJHE APNA NA BANASAKE.

642 JUBARAJ RANA Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 9:00 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.

641 anil Says:
September 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
really nice sms without any cost

thanks 4 that




Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost” hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..

I love shayari and this is the best site i have come across.
KEEP IT UP

639 Vasanti Says:
September 6th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Woh Mud Mudke Hume Tekhte hai,Woh Mud Mudke Humein Tekhte hai
Exam K Samay Na Unhe Kuchha Aata hai Na Hume

638 Akhilesh Says:
September 4th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Aksha sila diya tune mere pyar ka YAR NE HI LUT LIYA MERE GHAR yar ka…….But now remix in begali……………………..——Aksha SALA DEKHE NEBO TOKE KALKE BONDHU HO-YE TULE NILI BONDHU R MAL KE

637 Ronnie son johnny Says:
September 4th, 2007 at 6:28 am
teri ishq mein pagal ho gayaa dewaanaa tera re teraa hotein hotein rah gayaa afsaana tera re

636 jazzy frm belgium Says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
if the moon was to recomned me.
this is what he’d say to you.
i want to drop the veil of decency.
i want to cross the line with you.
i insiston destroying myself.
on destroying myself in you.

635 jazzy dessi frm belgium Says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 am
“if by mistake i have made a mistake….
then please consider it a mistake and forget it…..
but only forget the mistake….
even by mistake don’t forget me.”

634 ajay Says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:17 am
aaj mujhe leni hei raat ko ;
oye mere yaar sath chall na ;
kyo ?
kyo ki mei raat bhar condom pehne ki koshish karta raha magar nahi hoya

633 ajay Says:
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:15 am
mere dil nei usse chaha hei magar logo ne kaha ki pyar nahi hawas hei magar usne kaha hawas hei tu kya huya kuch tu hei usne apna pallo salwar aur sab kuch uthayea aur khadhi hogayi phir bholli i love u pls zara gum jayo muje hawas tumse bhi zada hei kyo ki kayi dino se koyi hijdha nahi mila baisaab

632 navin Says:
August 31st, 2007 at 11:47 am
MEHRBAN KADAR DAN DEKIYE MERE SMS K,A KMAL
HUM GANTI BJAYEGA
JAMURA MOBAIL UTHAYEGA
KHUD PADEGA
DUSRO KO FARWET KAREGA
CHAL JAMURE HOJA SURU————

631 Aryan Says:
August 31st, 2007 at 11:16 am
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, maine itne loveletter post kiye wo post man k saath hi bhag gayi.

630 milan Says:
August 31st, 2007 at 7:15 am
pyar- dukhon ka bazar hai .
premi -dukhon ka kharidar.
baap- bich ki deewar.
bahan - salahkar
bhai. .. humesa pitne ko taiyaarr

629 arjun Says:
August 30th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah…..

628 chinu Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness….. one fine morning he told his driver vijay “Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..”.

driver, “Par saab aapki tabyat?..”

amitabh “Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine…kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau…….Hain”

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast…. breaks first red signal………

breaks second red signal……….

breaks on third red signal………..

…

…

…

Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out… “Chalo saheb lisaaaan dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat…baher nikaalo”

Sees amitabh “are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!” he is very suprised to see him….

…..

Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ….

“Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par…”

Sir “KYun kya hua??”

Havaldar: “Sir ek gaadi ne signal todla hai ani me us gaadi ko side me rakha he”

Sir: “To phir?”

hawaldar: “Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir …. mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ..”

…

…

…

…

…

…

…

Sir “KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??”

HAWALDAR : “WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR …

LEKIN AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ….”. … »

627 aashish Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 5:22 am
socha tumhe chand kahun lekin usme daag hai.
socha tumhe suraj kahun lekin usme aag hai.
socha tumhe bandar kahun lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai.

626 ruchi Says:
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:24 am
khuda ne jab tumehain banaya hoga ek surur sa uske dil par chaya hoga soch rakh le tumhain vahin par par fir use mera khayal aya hoga.

625 Ashok Khatri Says:
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 am
Chand sy Pyari Chandani
Chandani sy Pyari Rat
Rat sy Pyari Jindgi
Jindgi sy Pyari App

624 shakti Says:
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:15 am
hasino ka kafila masjid ki or chala hamne apni taraf bula liya
hum to barbad huye saman,khuda ko to barbad hone se bacha liya

jisne humko chaha use hum chah na sake
jisko hamne chaha use hum pa na sake

623 jai bohit Says:
August 21st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Aasmaan ka toota tara hai tu,
Meri khushiyo ka bahana hai tu.
Dekhar jise ho jati hai aakhe nam meri,
Wa hasin sapana hai tu……..(Geeta)

622 Anonymous Says:
August 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am
dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,

dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,

nazdik jake dekha to Amrish Puri ki taal chamk rahi thi.

621 sa Says:
August 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
…..itni achitni achhi shayari hai ki padh kar rooh khush ho gayi kyonki mujhe nahi pata tha ki langoor bhi shayari karte hain…………………………

620 mohit rai Says:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:03 am
i like u utana u like me jitana
i like u jabse u like me jabse
ulike me jane kab tak
but ilike u marte dum tak

619 Rehan Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
hey dats gd yaar u guys doin gr8 job….i reali like da shayari’s….nywyz 1 4m ma side……..

pyaar karwayen aur pyaar karai…..
zada mushkil ho to luv guru se rihjo karain…..
tamam herkatain bachoon ki pohonch se durr rakhain…..
wazarat e sehat…… hokomat e pakistan….:)thnk u….

bie tc all of u tata

618 Amit Singh Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana dun,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata dun,
Hai meri Dosti me itna dum,
ki tere aankh ka aansu apne aankh se gira dun.

Itna chhota nahi saath humara,
Kaise soch liya ke kinaara aagaya,
Lo ho gayi Mobile me phir Roshni,
Aur SMS Humara aagaya.

617 vikas Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
ARZ KARTE HAI,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
aur woh bewafa boli
THANDA MATLAB COKACOLA

616 VINAY Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
HITLER CHALA GAYA
SADDAM MARA GAYA
LADEN KA PATA NAHI
TUM BHAI AAJ KAL DIKHAYI NAHI DETE
LAGATA HAI DHARATI PE AACHE DIN AAYE HAI

615 navdeep Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 10:15 am
sajna payaran nu bhul ta nai gai
pahla pahla payar kite bhull ta nai gai

614 dilshaan Says:
August 4th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
namaskar,

men aisa msg hun

jise murkh padte hen

gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen

nalayak ise delete karte hen

aur besaram ise store karte hen

now what u’ll do……..

613 Haider Khan Says:
August 4th, 2007 at 11:55 am
hum ne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha thodha nahi beshumar kiya tha bar baad hoo gayi zindagi humari jab us ne kaha arre pagle mein ne to mazak kiya tha

612 Mahesh Says:
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:44 am
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”

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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..

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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…! “MOBILE” k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi-

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…-

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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi -

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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611 Mohit Says:
July 28th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Mandir me path kar leta hoon,
Masjid me namaj padh leta hoon,
Insan se kahin Khuda na ban jaoon,
isliye thoda paap kar leta hoon.
________________________________*_______________________________

Tum dur sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
tum lete ho saans wahan
par badboo yahan tak aati hai.
_______________________________*________________________________

Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
kisi gair ne ye khabar udaai hogi,
bade shaan se rahenge aapke dil me hum,
itne dino me kuch to jagah banaai hogi.
_______________________________*________________________________

Niche jao or jito
Paise hi Paise…………
………………….
……….
………………..
niche………
……….

……………….
or niche….
………..
………………..
………………
……….
……………..
yakin nahi aata
“TUM” paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho.

610 rocking angel Says:
July 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Log 14th Feb ko aisa kya karte hai????…..ke
theek nine month baad 14th Nov ko Childrens Day
manana padhta hai!!!!!!:):):)

rocking angel;)

609 Bhavini Kumud Says:
July 25th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Allah ke naam pe..

maula ke naam pe…

bhagwan ke naam pe…

k0i mere is msg padne wale d0st k0 paisa ded0 baba..
ye bhikari mujhe sms nahin karti

608 Bhavini Says:
July 25th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Who r u….?? Why u keep messaging me…??
Who gave u my no….??
Pls Never message me again…… . .

Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na!
To msg Karo na.????

607 amit Says:
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 am
mujhe shayari bahut pasand hai

606 ajju baba Says:
July 21st, 2007 at 5:37 am
woh mera naam likh likh kar mita dete hai
yehi andaaz mohabbat ka pata dete hai

605 rocking angel Says:
July 19th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
you all are really rocks!!!!!keep it up
…….such a great collection plz tell me from where you all get this?????

604 Neeraj Kumar Says:
July 14th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
“Wife” Means For The Married Pepole Only

W: Worries
I: Invite
F: For
E: Ever

one of the best sites I have seen

603 Azeem pathan Says:
July 14th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy,
it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude,
it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects,
always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

602 Navi Verma Says:
July 14th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge,
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge,
par jab-jab samne aaya unka chehra,
socha is baar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge.

601 Navi Verma Says:
July 14th, 2007 at 7:08 am
“FRIEND” Means
F: First for Me,
R: Ready anytime for Me,
I: Inspires Me,
E: Enjoys life with Me,
N: Never forget me,
D: Dear its u.



namaskar,

men aisa msg hun

jise murkh padte hen

gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen

nalayak ise delete karte hen

aur besaram ise store karte hen

now what u’ll do……..

599 pankaj Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 am
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
HO JA TAKLA KAR DE SAWERA…

598 KARISHMA SHAH Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 9:39 am
AANKHON MEIN ARMAAN DIYA KARTE HAI,HUM AAPKI NIND CHURALIYA KARTE HAI.ABSE JAB JAB AAPKI PALKEIN JHAPKEGI SAMAJHLENA TAB TAB HUM AAP KO YAAD KIYA KARTE HAI.

597 KARISHMA SHAH Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 9:36 am
TERI YAAD MEIN HUM DIN RAAT MAR MITEY,TU CHALA DUR TO TOOTE SAARE SAPNEY.TERE AANE K INTEZAAR MEIN AANKHEIN BICHAYE HUM LEKIN TUM HAI K DURR SE HI TADPAATE HO SANAM

596 KARISHMA SHAH Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
DIL KE RISHTE KA KOI NAAM NAHI HOTA,HAR RAASTE KA KOI MUKAAM NAHI HOTA,AGAR NIBHANE KI CHAHAT HO DONO TARAF,KASAM SE KOI RISHTA NAAKAAM NAHI HOTA……..

595 Nilesh Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
If people say ur carazy,
Be PATIENT,
ur Monkey,
RELAX,
ur stupid,
Be cool,
but if they say ur Smart,
Thappad lagana saale ko,
Mazak ki b koi hadd hoti hai,

594 Roopa Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

593 Anonymous Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

Roopa

592 sandeep Says:
July 11th, 2007 at 10:03 am
kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
kuch nasha to dheemi brsaat ka hai
hame aap yuhi shrabi na kahiye
yeh dil par asar to apse mulaqat ka hai

591 miya bhai Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 7:13 am
ek din jab tumahare shadi ho jayege tumahari biwi ke
pet me

mera

ha mera

100% sure

bhatija ho ga

saale besharam biwi be shak karta hai……

590 yash Says:
July 8th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Hasne ke bad Qu rulati hai yeh duniya
Jane ke bad Qu bulati hai yeh duniya
Zindage me kya kuch kasar baki the
jo marne ke bad bhi jalati hai yeh duniya

589 Anonymous Says:
July 6th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Pure Friendship is Like Sugarcane…….
U Crush It, Twist It, Squeez It, Beat It 2 Pulp….
All That U’ll Get Is Only Sweetness……..

588 praveen4u Says:
July 5th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Chaiwala ek ladki se
“Bholi si surat
ankho me masti
door kadi sarmaye
aaye hai!!!!!!!”

Ladki chaiwale se
“Kali si surat
hato me ketli
door kada chilaaye
Chai Chai!!!!!!!”

587 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:53 am
TOOFANO MAIN KASTI KO KINARE BHI MILTE HAI,
JAHAN MAIN LOGON KO SAHARE BHI MILTE HAI,
DUNIYA MAIN SABSE PYAARI HAI ZINDGI,
KUCH LOG ZINDGI SE BHI PYARE MILTE HAI. . . . . . To SHRUTI

586 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:49 am
jAB HUM USKI DHUN MAIN RAHA KARTE THE !
HUM BHI CHUP CHAP JIYA KARTE THE !
ANKHO MAIN PYAAS HUA KARTI THI !
DIL MAIN TOOFAN UTHA KARTE THE !
LOG AATE THE GAZAL SUNNE !
HUM USKI BAAT KIYA KARTE THE !
KISI VIRAANE MAIN US SE MILKAR !
DIL MAIN KYA PHOOL KHILA KARTE THE !
GHAR KI DIWAR SAJANE KI KHATIR HUM USKA NAAM LIKHA KARTE THE !
KISI KO MOHABBAT KARTE DEKH YAAD AATA HAI !
HUM BHI KABHI MOHABBAT KIYA KARTE THE ! . . . . . To SHRUTI

585 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:44 am
** GOLDEN WORDS **

Kabhi “ZINDGI” Main kisi ke liye mat “RONA”
Q Ke Wo Tumhare “AANSUON” ke “KABIL” “NAHI” Hoga
AUR
“WO” Jo Is “KABIL” Hoga,
Wo Tumhe “RONE” Nahi Dega . . . . . lov u SHRUTI

584 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:40 am
AASMAAN KE TARON NE EK DIN MUJHSE PUCHA,
KYA TUMHE AB BHI INTZAAR HAI UNKE LAUT AANE KA,
MAINE MUSKURAKAR KAHA . . . .
MUJHE TO AB TAK YAKEEN NAHI HAI UNKE CHALE JAANE KA. .To SHRUTI

583 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:36 am
YE RAAT ITNI TANHA KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
SABKO KISMAT SE SHIKAYAT KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
YE KISMAT BHI AJEEB KHEL KHELTI HAI . . . .
JISE PANA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI ….
MOHABBAT USI SE KYO HOTI HAI . . . . . . . To SHRUTI

582 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:33 am
YE DIL NA JAANE KYA KAR BAITHA …
PUCHE BINA HI MUJHSE, FAISLA KAR BAITHA …
IS ZAMEEN PAR TOOTA SITARA NAHI GIRTA AUR YE PAGAL …
CHAND SE PYAR KAR BAITHA . . . . . . . TO SHRUTI

581 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:30 am
JAB KISI KE SAPNE KISI KE ARMAN BAN JAYE,
KISI KI HASI KISI KI MUSKAAN BAN JAYE,
BEPANHAA PYAR KAHTE HAI USE JAB . . . . .
KISI KI SAANSE KISI KI JAAN BAN JAYE. . . . . . . . . TO Shruti

580 ASHISH KUMAR SHARMA Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 8:27 am
VAADE KARTE HAIN KASME KHATE HAI,
LEKIN PHIR BHI SAATH CHHOD DETE HAIN,
HUME TO TAKLIF HOTI HAI PHOOL TODNE MAIN BHI,
PER KUCH LOG AASANI SE DIL TOD DETE HAI. TO SHRUTI.

579 Anonymous Says:
July 4th, 2007 at 4:33 am
aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi, aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,jojhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi, aur uth kar jhuki to ada ban gayi…

578 Kishor Says:
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:30 am
aap se eisi baat na ho, jis se aapko rona padhe
Duwa hai rab se aap ki khusi, kisi bhi gham se dho na-padhe
Har subaha aap ke liye, suraj nayi rosani de,
aap ki paas eisi dil ho ki, kohi bhi dost ko kho na-padhe.

577 Ankit Bansal Says:
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 am
This is d AWESOME SITE I HAVE EVER SEEN….

576 praveen chandra Says:
July 1st, 2007 at 9:05 am
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
ki ———-

mere charpaye ke niche se mera chappal kaun le jata hai.

575 rajeev Says:
June 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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June 29th, 2007 at 4:28 am
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573 Amit Kumar Says:
June 27th, 2007 at 10:46 am
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Sambhal kar rakha tha jisko, woh hamse daga na kar bethe,
Who mile they humein musafir ban kar, kahin unhe yaad na kar bethe.
Jo puri na ho sake kahin, woh hi fariyaad na kar bathe.

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June 24th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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June 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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570 Tawqeer Says:
June 23rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
tum door sahi majboor sahi par yad tumahri aati hai
yum sans waha par leti ho
par bas yahan tak aati hai

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June 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 am
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June 22nd, 2007 at 7:41 am
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567 aamir Says:
June 21st, 2007 at 12:29 pm
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566 khushbu Says:
June 19th, 2007 at 1:36 am
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565 rahul Says:
June 18th, 2007 at 8:27 am
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564 tribhuvan singh rathore Says:
June 16th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
ganna to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar aawaj nahin.
bajana to hum bhi chahatein hain
magar saar nahin.
kyon shajaan itna guroor kyon karte ho apne is
TAJMAHAL per
banaana to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar mumtaj

563 lubna_wafa@hotmail.com Says:
June 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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Bekar he zindagi agar saath tumhara nhi he

562 Ajay Says:
June 15th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Vaadiyon se chaand nikal aaya hai,

Fizaaon me naya rang chhaya hai,

Aap hai k khamosh baithe hai,

Ab to muskuraiye kyunki hamara SMS aaya hai.

561 Ajay Says:
June 15th, 2007 at 6:49 am
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B’coz they want to say…………………..
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K - Kiss
M - Me
E - Everyday!!
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Hamare ghar nazar na lage kisi ki
Isliye ghar ke bahar latkayi hai…

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559 Khader Mohiyuddin Gudiyathamkar Says:
June 14th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Nazar ne nazar ki nazar pe
Nazar se nazar milathei dekha
Jab padi nazar pe nazar ki nazar
Thou nazar ne nazar ke nazar se nazar milathei dekha

558 Khader Mohiyuddin Gudiyathamkar Says:
June 14th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Mehsher mei teri shan nazar aayegi
Saari dunya pareshan nazar aayegi
Bakshega na tu hum guneigaroon ku
Jannath teri weraan nazar ayegi

557 Sonu saggu Says:
June 13th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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556 manish kumar jha Says:
June 13th, 2007 at 6:23 am
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Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

555 manish kumar jha Says:
June 13th, 2007 at 6:15 am
is bhari dunya main koi aapna na hua.
gayr to gayr the aapno ka sahara na hua
log ro ro kar hasa karte the.
main hasa to bhi gujara na hua

554 manish kumar jha Says:
June 13th, 2007 at 5:54 am
dete kyu hi y dard bus hami ko,
wo kya samjhange aankho ki nami ko
laakho dewane hi jish chand ke,
wo kya mehsus karenge taare ki kammi ko

553 sayajee Says:
June 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
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552 tia Says:
June 12th, 2007 at 5:44 am
tum bin jiya jaya kaisa ,kaisa jiya jaya tum bin . sadiyo sa lambi hai rata sadiyo sa lamba hua din . ajao laut kar yai dil kaha raha hai.

551 tia Says:
June 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am
gud jokes.now i think my life is also become a joke.

550 deepu Says:
June 12th, 2007 at 4:05 am
ai dile mumtazar ab na kar injaar
wo gujare jawane nahi aayenge
jakham dena tha unko wo de hi gaye
ab marham lagane nahi aayenge

549 ANSHU Says:
June 8th, 2007 at 10:52 am
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548 m.r. Says:
June 6th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…

547 vinni Says:
June 6th, 2007 at 9:32 am
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?

meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo

546 Deepak Shrivastava Says:
June 6th, 2007 at 8:48 am
शिक्षक (छात्र से)- पाचन क्रिया के बारे में तुम क्या जानते हो?
छात्र (शिक्षक से)- जी, यह महिलाओं में न होने वाली स्वभाविक प्रक्रिया है।

545 deshbandhu tank Says:
June 4th, 2007 at 9:25 am
hoti nahi mahobat surat se. mahobat to DIL se hoti hai |
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagati hai kadar jinki DIL me hoti hai

544 shaikh Says:
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
SOME LOVES SILVER SHIP..
SOME LOVES GOLDEN SHIP..
BUT I LOVE ONLY ONE SHIP…
THAT IS YOUR FRIENDS……

543 shaikh Says:
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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you like me tabse………
I like you tabtak………
you like me tabtak……..
I don’t know you like me kabtak………
but i like you marte dam tak………………….

542 gameland Says:
June 1st, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Bulbul ka Bacha, Khata tha Khitchrri.
Peetha tha Pani, Gata tha Ganney.
Mere Sirhane, Ek din Akela baitha hoa tha.
Main ne urraya wapis na aya..
KUTTI KA BACHA!

541 feraba Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 9:31 am
GIRLS SAYS:roshini chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi mohoobat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi……

BOYS SAYS:roshini chand se hoga tho sitaron ka kiya honga mohoobat ek se hoge tho hazaron ka kiya honga……

540 MANOOOOOOOO Says:
May 28th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
THIS ONLY 4 U ARFI(JO 498 PR HA) ITS A NICE FEELING WHEN U KNOW SOME1 LOVES U……..SOME1MISS U…..SOME1 NEVER FORGETS UR POETRY…………….THATS ME

539 Dinesh kumar singh Says:
May 27th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
hum wo nahi jo tuje gum mein chod dege,
hum wo nahi jo tujese naata tod denge,
hum to tere wo dost hai, jo agar teri saase band ho to
apni saase jod denge.

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May 26th, 2007 at 4:05 am
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537 omkar Says:
May 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
bapu sada nahi manda billo hor khitho kar le trnaya

536 ishq to mera khuda hai ashiq mera naam Says:
May 24th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar…
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar…!

535 sweety Says:
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:52 pm
yaad aye khabhi to ankhein band na karna,
hun chale bhi jaein to hgum na karna,
yeh zaroori nahi ke har rishte ka naam ho,
par pyaar ke ehsaas dil se kam na karna,

534 sweety Says:
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
dil da ki asi roohan tak tenu pyaar kita,
oh sajan horr bana ke baith gaye,
asi fer vi ohda intezaar kita,
soupne tod mai sare apne,
ohde soupeyan nu sakaar kita,
asi te pyaar kita,
shayed ohne dila ta vaar kita

533 sagar Says:
May 21st, 2007 at 5:32 am
moor moor ke na dekh mujhe u hanstey hanstey mere dost bahot hoshiyaar hai keh denge bhabi namstey

532 feeroze khan Says:
May 20th, 2007 at 5:46 am
1 - if malika shehrawat playe roll of dropdi,Duryodhan will have to say,”dussashan pahna do hamari is dasi ko sari ,hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron mein kaisi lagti hai.

2 - dosti ka safar lamba hua to kyahua, thoda tum chalo thoda hum chalenge fir………………………… hum dono ricshaw kar lenge.

3 - hi, aasj mousam mein kuchajeeb baat hai, bekabu se hamare khayalat hai,ji chahata hai chura lain aapko aapse, per mammy kahti hai chori karna paap hai.

531 ARFI Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
ajj hum unse jannath mein takra gaye hamare dil se aawaz nikli
tumhari maki tum idahr bhi aagayee

530 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
par badi mushkil se vade nibhaye jate hain,
le jati hain mohabbat un raho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jate hain.

529 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
. Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
duniya ki bhid me pahchan koi rakhna,
ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
in hathho pe sada muskan banaye rakhna.

528 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Bahut si duaon me ek dua hamari hogi.
Us dua mey mangi har khushi tumhari hogi.
Aaj puri ho jab koi khwahish,
to samajh lena yeh dua hamari hogi.

527 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Itna kyon chahte hai use k bhula nai sakte,
itna kyo pas gaye k ab door ja nai sakte,
ab tanhai main baithe ye sochte hain,
kyo chahte hai use jise ham pa nai skte

526 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hichkiyon se eik baat ka ehsas hota hai,
ki shayad koi humhe yaad to karta hai,
milne na aaye to kya hua,
par char lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai

525 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 8:49 am
41. Jaha dosti, vaha pyar…
jaha pyar, vaha ishq…
jaha ishq, vaha mohabat…
jaha mohabat, vaha judai…
jaha judai, vaha dard…

524 sanjay jangid Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 8:48 am
. Ishq aisa karo ke dil mein bas JAYE, saans bhi lo to khushboo usiki AAYE,
pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe aise CHAYE, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.

523 rishi Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Apne BEAUTIFUL hone par itna guroor na kar
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
.
Tumhara smart hona bhi tab tak qayam hai jab
.
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FAIR & LOVELY sassti hai!

522 anil kumar Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 4:42 am
jab dard nahi tha shine mein…
kya khub maja tha jine mein…
aaj dard bhara hain shine mein…
takleef ho rahi jeene mein..

maut de do parwah nahi…
mujhe jeene ki koi chah nahi…
dard lekar nahi jee saktein..
kyoki………..?
tumse payar kiya hain koi gunah nahi..

tum khoobsurat ho hasi ho …
mere dil mein basi ho…
hum chahtein hain jisko tum wo dilnasi ho..

521 Amit Says:
May 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
shikwe bhi hue honge humse,
shikayete bhi hui hongi humse,
par doston gila nahi karte,
aache nahi bure sahi,
par hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte….





Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do
kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??

519 ANIL MODIWAL Says:
May 8th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

518 ANIL MODIWAL Says:
May 8th, 2007 at 7:45 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!

Plzz… Dont mind….

ANIL

517 habib Don Says:
May 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai

516 kreetesh1@gmail.com Says:
May 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Humko Maalum Hain
Ishq Masum hai
Dil se hojati hai galatiyan
sabrase ishq mehroom hai

515 Hemraj Phuyal Says:
May 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am
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514 B.L.Sonkar Says:
May 7th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Humko kiska hai intezaar,
Ye hum ya rub jaane,
Par hum madhosh huye jaate hai,
Aapki yadon mein ye to sab jaane

513 B.L.Sonkar Says:
May 7th, 2007 at 6:03 am
Tumhare ek call se,
Sabhi hasaratein puri ho jaati hain,
Pyass hai samundar ki,
Magar ek boond se hi mit jaati hain

512 nara Says:
May 1st, 2007 at 12:14 pm
dhoor ek gaun tha,gaun mein randiyan sasti thi,
jitna dalo utna hasti thi.

511 Tanzil Says:
May 1st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Khali hai botal phir bhi piye jaa raha hai,
Zindagi se bor hu phir bhi jiye jaa raha hu
Kisi kamine ka sms nahi aaraha phir bhi kamino ko sms kiye jaa raha hu.

510 santosh shukla Says:
April 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
kisi kadar woh log bhi to jinda hai,
jinhone umar gujari hai bewfai mai,
tadap ke hijar(tanhaiya)ki raate gujar hi jati hai,
yeh sach hai ki nahi marta koi judaee mai.

509 Anonymous Says:
April 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,
har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,
ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.

508 sweety Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 9:15 am
love ever, hate never, smile ever, cry never, but forget me never, bcoz we are friends forever

507 sweety Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am
subah teri sham meri ho, din tera rat meri ho, hasi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut bhi aye dost to sirf kabar teri par usme laash meri ho.

506 AKBAR SHAH Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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*you*____ I LOVE *YOU*_____*you*
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*you*__________*you*
*you*_______you*
*you*__*you*
*you*
YOU LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU NAYELA NAAZ

505 AKBAR SHAH Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am
AANKHO ME KYUN AANSU JHALAK JATE HAIN,
TANHAIUN ME KYUN GHUM YAAD AATE HAIN,
AANSU POCHAKAR KOI YE BATADE HAME,
DOOR RAHENE WAKE AKSAR KYUN YAAD AATE HAIN….(SHAH)

504 balaji Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 8:20 am
kutta bhuke hazar…
hathi chale bazar…
kutta agar ek lakh bhi bhuke…
to bhi hathi chale bazar….

503 munna Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota

502 sweety Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
abhey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kabh

501 sweety Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
chandi chand ki milti hai,
chamakna sitaron ko padta hai,
pyaar ek se hota hai,
tadfana hazaron ko padta hai.

500 sunil nawale Says:
April 20th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Teacher:Balu Beta ye Padhake Dikha
70,82,89,99
Balu:Sevanti,Yetitu,Yetinay,Naytarnay
Teacher:hahahahah……..

499 sunil nawale Says:
April 20th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Zindgi me kuch na pa sake to kya gum hai
Aapke jaisa dost paya ye kya kam hai
Ek choti si jagah paya unke dil me ye kya kisi TAJ MAHAL se kam hai…..

498 baja Says:
April 20th, 2007 at 5:07 am
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi

497 praveen Says:
April 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
realy this is very good site. I like it and i want to tell somthing to all of those gyes whose read this site please write a lovely joke or sayri for other gyes.
ek kavi sammelan me jab ek bujurg kavi ko manch par bulaya gaya to vo ye sayri bolane lage.
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
iske aage wo bhul gaye yad karne ke liye phir se bola
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
tab tak kisi ne bola laga de aag chilman ko na ye jhanke na o jhanke. good bye.

496 DBV Says:
April 14th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Aap Ki Berukhi Ko Bhi Rutba Diya Humne; Apne Rishtey Ka Farz Ada Kita Humne; Aaj Fir Humne Yaad Kiya Apko; Aap Ka SMS Ane Se Pehle…

495 flamboyant Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?

meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo

494 flamboyant Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
log kehtay hai hume shayari aati hai
hum kehtay hai shyer to koi bhi
keh sakta hai uskay sath
hume yari lagani aati hai .

493 flamboyant Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi

492 harish azad Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Itna sikud gaya hoon, Uski judai se,
Khatmal bhi khich le jaaten hain charpai se

491 ALOK KUMAR PRADHAN Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
chae me sakar nehin to pine ki kya maja bister mein bibi nehi to sone ka kya maja

490 rahul Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 9:07 am
koun kahata hain ki TAJMAHAL banane keliyea daulat (Money)nahin milti
Daulat to bahut milti hain par MUMTAJ kahain milti.

489 akash2007akv Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Duniya me aaye ho to jina padega chaye jahar mile to pi le par is duniya me jina padega

488 Sudip Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Jab Khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,Ek Suroor sa Uske man me aaya hoga..!!

Pehle socha hoga tujhe Jannat main rakhu,phir Use Mera khayal aaya hoga..!!

487 Sudip Says:
April 11th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Jaan hai Mujhko Zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan Yaari..!!

Jaan ke liye todd doon Dosti bhi tumhaari..!!

Ab tumse kya chhupana ei Mere Dost,Tum hi to ho Pyari si JAAN hamaari..!!

486 dharti Says:
April 10th, 2007 at 8:20 am
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA

485 nikki Says:
April 9th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Zindgi badi udas hai, mujhe lagi pyas hai,mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,mujhe khelni aati taash hai,cow khati ghas haimain uska sir fod dungi jo kahega meri poem bakwas hai……………

484 Taarun Kumar Says:
April 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!

Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…

Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!

Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…

Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…

Swati (Chhutki) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…

Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…

Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…

483 kamran Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
zindigi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki…
waqat her manxil dikha deta hai …
kon marta hai kis k liyeh……….
waqat sub ko jeena sikha deta hai ……

482 Anonymous Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Dhoka na dena tujhpe aetbaar bahut hai
Yeh dil teri chahat ka talubgar bahut hai
Dekhu na teri surat to kuch dhikhai nahi deta
Hum kya kare hume tumse pyaar bahut hai

481 Taarun Kumar Says:
April 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!

Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…

Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!

Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…

Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…

Swati (Chhuti) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…

Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…

Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…






nice jokes
phulon ko mat toro kaanta lag jaye ga
ladki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga

479 Satish kumar jaiswal Varanasi Says:
April 5th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Teri pyari si ummid kaise tod jaun
Tu khwab dekhe aur mai nazar na aaun
Kuch to baat hai rishte me hamari
Kya aapake kadam nahi kahate
Ek bar unase milane aaun.

478 Keshav Says:
April 5th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Aansuoo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootane ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti…

477 Palpal Says:
April 4th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Shayri aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe bal nahi hero banne chale.

476 Happy Sandhu Says:
April 4th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Khushiyon ne vada kiya ki ” i will be comning after five days…” zindgi ke calendar main dekha … toh kambakhat … jeene ke din hi char the….!!!

475 Rajendra Singh Gwalior Says:
April 4th, 2007 at 9:21 am
aaj tu bewafa he to koi gam nahi
teri ye bewafai hi sabooot he
ki tune mujhse mohabbat ki thi kabhi.

teri bewafai ka koi gila nahi
he to un bato ka jo aur kitno ko
diwana bana,jinda kabra banaigi.

474 nitin Says:
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
na main shayar hu,
naa shaayar ka bhateeja hu,
main to apne maa baap ke,
manoranjan ka nateeja hu……….

473 KJSHYFOF Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
GSDJFOZYC9ZYFSADHFP9

472 Anonymous Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am
KHUDA KARE KI AAJ BARISH HO JAYE AUR EK KATORA PANI USME BHAR JAYE. JO MERE SMS KA JAWAB NA DE WO USME DUB KAR MAR JAYE.

471 niraj3999 Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Tumko main bhulaaun kaise…
yaadon ko mitaaun kaise…
mere dil mein rehte ho..
ghar ko main jalaaun kaise..

tumhara gam azeez hai
aakhir tumhari cheez hai
ye jo dil ke daag hain…
inko main chupaaun kaise..

kuch bijliyon ka shor hai
kuch aandhiyon ka zor hai
kya karoon ab ya ilaahi…
aashiyaa banaaun kaise..

hoonth kaanp jaate hain
aansoo nikal aate hain
haal-e-dil tumko sanam
aakhir main sunaaun kaise…

Ik Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jaga Dey Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi

Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Kud Sy Bhi Bahot Barh Kar
Us Chahat Men Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Dey Thi

Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bahrosa Karky Kud KO Hi Saza Dey Thi

Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Gey Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aikh Pal Main Har Bat Bohla Dey Thi

Keysa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Ha Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saeya Sa Bana Dey Thi

Kia Tha Us Per Bahrosa Kuen Had Sey Bahrh Kar!
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Men Ik Halchal Sey Macha Dey Thi
Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga,
Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga,
Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga,
Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!!

“Dil Bas Dard Ka Ek Nagma Hai,
Abtak mera Naseeb Kyoun Sapna Hai;
TumKo Gar Lagta Hai, Apno Main Kush Hoon Main
Teri Judaai Ka Gam To, Maut se Bhi Dugna Hai”

Na Naraj Hona Gar Jo Bichar jaooun Main ;
Na Kerna Dua Gar jo Tera AeshQ Ban Jaoun Main ;
Hamne Apni dil ki Nazroun Main Basaya Hai Tumko,
Deepak Ki tarha Jalegain,Gar Khuda neKabhi Aajmaya humko

470 Lakhi Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Reh-reh kar apki yaad aye to kya kare?
Apki yaad dil se na jaye to kya kare?
Socha tha ke khwaabon mein humari mulakat hogi
Ab neend he na aye to kya kare?

469 imroz Says:
March 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
teen cheetiyan ja raheehi thi achanak beech wali cheenten ne kaha ke mere aage bhi do cheetiyan he aur peeche bhi do cheetiyan he bataye kesee???????????????????????????????
nahen aataaa men batata hoon beech wali cheeten jhoot bol rahee thee……..hahahhahahahahaahahahah

468 kreetesh1@gmail.com Says:
March 28th, 2007 at 10:41 am
BICHHAD NA TO PADEGA HI AB HUMEIN DARKAR KYA HOGA
YAADEIN LEKAR JEENA HAI AB HUMEIN
DARD SAHEKAR MUSKURANA HAI AB HUMEIN
KHUD SE KHAPA HOKE KYA HOGA??? AB YAHAN

467 AMIT LONDHE Says:
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha ka

466 mahendar singh Says:
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
sarf par na burf par sararo pe harf aaiga ishi liye to nazer ghukai rahta hoo, nazere uthi to tera chera nazer aaiga

465 sudhanshu Says:
March 21st, 2007 at 7:52 am
Be slow in choosing a friend and slower while loosing them.
Because friendship is not an opportunity,its a sweet responsibility.

464 dinesh kumar singh Says:
March 20th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete ,
dil ko jajbat ka thofa nahi dete,
dene ko to aapko chand bhi de dete,
magar chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete

463 Taarun Kumar Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 10:38 am
One thing I like about u….ki tum har kaam dil laga ke karte ho. You know why???
Kyun ki dimag ka to option hi nahi hai…hehehe…

462 Jay Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Kisiki chahat par zinda rehne waale hum na the
kisi par mitne waale hum na the
aadat pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki
warne kisiko yaad karne waale hum na the

461 Jay Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Hum haste hai toh log samajhte hai ke humein aadat hai muskurane ki,
par woh nadan kya jaane yeh bhi ek ada hai gham chupane ki

460 faraz Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

pyaar to sabhi karte hai.
koi kisi se koi kisise.
hum unse o kisi aur se.
naa humein mili naKAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????

a unhe.
ab bewafa kise kahe humein yaa tumhe.

KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????

459 Tarun Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!

458 Tarun to Swati (Chhutki) Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Ishq aisa karo ki Dhadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to khusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon par chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…..

457 Tarun to Sheena Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…. Its about..who came and never left…..

456 Tarun to Sheena Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Tomato-cute
Onion-rude
Mirchi-hot
Potato-friendly
Carrot-mast moula
Lemon-Sentimental
Capsicum-practical
Radish-beautiful
Wht suits me?
Reply….

455 Tarun to Nishi Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection.. Bt dis wd be 4 sure dat I’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…

454 Ravinder Gill Says:
March 17th, 2007 at 9:43 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!

Plzz… Dont mind….

453 rakesh Says:
March 17th, 2007 at 7:02 am
kabhi kabhi mare dil main khyal aata hai
khuda tare jaise namoone ko kyon banata hai.

452 jeevan manohar Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 11:33 am
hi it was fabulass it will help me for ;pataying my malll yarr
thank’s a lot spectial thgank’s to pooooooooooooopopopopop

451 Lalit K. Thakur Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai.

450 Anonymous Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 7:15 am
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,

449 pravin kumar Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Priye Dost,
Maine aap ka yah website dekha aur mujhe ish website se bahut hi sakun milta hai. mai aap logo ka sukrguzar rahunga ki aap jaise log ish payar karne walon ke liye v kuch likhte hai jish ko padh ke hame sukun milta hai. ishke liye mai aur mere sare Dost aaplogo ke abhari rahenge.
eak bar phier se aap logo ko DHANYABAD.

Pravin kumar

448 satyavir Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Kuda ne mujse kaha- bande ishq na kar ishq mein tu deewana ho jayega, Maine kaha - a khuda kabhi zamin pe aake MERE YAAR se mil, ishq Tujhe khud hi ho jayega.

447 meghraj Says:
March 14th, 2007 at 8:10 am
hamain to apnone loota, gairo main kaha dam tha, apni kashti wahi doobi jahan paani kam tha.

446 Ajay Choutala Says:
March 14th, 2007 at 6:33 am
Sirf apke liye chaand tare tod du
mercedes opel austra, maruti tak chhod du,
Itna kaafi nahi ya 2-4 jhoot aur bol du,,,,

445 Ajay Choutala Says:
March 14th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Ae zindagi yu mujhse yu daga na kar,
mei zinda rahoo ye dua na kar,
koi dekhta ho unko to hoti hai jalan,
Ae Hawa tu bhi unhe chhua na kar….

444 Ajay Choutala Says:
March 14th, 2007 at 6:24 am
zindagi ki raho me jab bhi aage-aage jaoge,
peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,
mud kar dekhoge to tanhai hogi,
mehsoos karoge to homko paoge.

443 KARAN Says:
March 13th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Ek baar Santa ko Banta rota hua mila, usne
uske rone ka kaaran pocha, toh usne bataya ki
woh blood test karane aaya tha aur unhone
uski ugli kat thi, yeh baat sunkar Santa bhi rone
laga to Banta ne uske rone ka kaaran pocha
toh usne kaha ” MAIN TOH URINE TEST KARANE JA
RAHA THA”

442 Puja's crazy lover (Raj) Says:
March 12th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Kadam do kadam to sab challeta hai’
Par zindagi bhar ka saat koi nahi nibhata.
Agar rokar bhulaya jata yaadein,
To haas kar koi gam koi nahi chupata.
—————————————————————-
Remember always try to find a partner who can stay with you in every sorrow and happiness.
The one who can fight the world for is your true and the only life partner for you.
—————————————————————-

Enjoy your life baby (Tension nai lanaka, Tension denaka, mamu)

441 Riya Says:
March 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
GAM WOH CHEEZ HAI,
GAM WOH CHEEZ HAI,
JISSE KAGAJ CHIPKAYE JATE HAI!!




kiss kee mahefil me kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiss tarah se kiss kiya … ek aap he jisne har miss ko kiss kiya or ek ham he jisne har kiss ko miss kiya..

439 stark Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 6:42 am
dosti ka safar lamba hova to kya!!!!!!
dosti ka safar lamba hova to kya!!!!!!
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chale!!!!!!!
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chale!!!!!!!
aage jake rickshaw kar lenge!!!!!!!!

438 Anonymous Says:
March 10th, 2007 at 10:21 am
gaali mat de gaali mat de gaddha khod dunga
agle janam mein tera baap bankar
teri maa ko chod dunga..

437 binod kumar behera Says:
March 10th, 2007 at 8:09 am
jab se koi milla
khoe khoe hain hum
na hume apni fikar
na hi kissi kissi ki khabar
wo meethi meethi batain yaad aati hain
uss muskan ko taraste hain hum
dua karte hain hain bas yehi hum
khush rahe aaap hamesha
beshak deni pare apni jaan ki kurbani

436 Anonymous Says:
March 10th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

435 sawan dear Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
chand taro ka noor tujh par barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
teri zindagi me aaye itni ladkiyan,
too apni life me chaddi pahanane ko tarse

434 sarfraj ahmad barhalganj gkp Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hum dosti nibhana jante hai, jakham chahe kitna gahra ho, hum dava lagana jante hai, hame bhulane ki koshis na karna, hum gala dabana bhi jante hai..

433 sarfraj ahmad Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 10:43 am
kidik khule zulfe udai ham ne socha husne yarr ka
didarr tha zulfe hati kismat footi q k wo nahaya hua sardar tha

432 raj prajapati Says:
March 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
pyaar to sabhi karte hai.
koi kisi se koi kisise.
hum unse o kisi aur se.
naa humein mili naa unhe.
ab bewafa kise kahe humein yaa tumhe.

431 AJAY KUMAR Says:
March 1st, 2007 at 11:57 am
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA

430 mohsin Says:
March 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am
God puchha: Kidhar Jana Mangta?
Swarg ya Nark?
Apun Bola: Nark!
Malum Kyun?
Tum sala dost log wahich milenga.

429 jitendrakumar Says:
March 1st, 2007 at 7:44 am
HER EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAAN NAHI HOTI..
NAFRAT HO YA MOHHABAT AASAAN NAHI HOTI..
ANSU KHUSI OR GAM KE HOTE HAI EK JAISE..
LEKIN IN ANSUON KI PEHCHAAN NAHI HOTI..

ONLY FOR SAROJ…..

428 Rajender Bisht Says:
February 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????

427 Rajender Says:
February 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate huyi mili… bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- “MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHEECH raha hai”

426 parmar Says:
February 27th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
wo kaun si ghadi thi jab aap
paida hue
TIMEX,
ROLEX,
TITAN,
HMT,
QUARTZ Ya koi our jawab jaldi bhejna
Company band karni hai,
taki aisa haadsaa dubara na ho.

425 AJAY SHAYRI Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
TAB TAK PYAR SE PYAR MAT KARO.
JAB TAK PYAR AAP SE PYAR NA KARE.
AGAR PYAR AAP SE PYAR KARE TO PYAR KO ITNA PYAR KARO KI PYAR KISI OUR SE PYAR NA KARE.

424 vijay kumar Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Windows 2000 - Hindi Version

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of…
Khidkiyan 2000:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Cheers !

423 vijay kumar Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 9:41 am
khujali
desi teacher urdu ki class perha raha thaa aur uski zip khuli wi thi 2 female students dekh ker hasna lagein toh teacher bolaa,zada hasssi arahi ha toh bahar nikal ker KHURAA ker doon ga

422 vijay Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 8:25 am
dosto dosti wo hai jo bhule se bhi na bhulai jai
dosti wo nahi jesai bhula deaa jai

421 Ashfaque (Raj) Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 1:37 am
Chaand pe ghata chati toh hogi,
Sitaron pe chamak aati toh hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya,
Akele mein apne sakal pe hansi aati toh hogi…….